YOU WORK.  WE PAY.   SORTA.

Unemployed or just looking to disappoint your parents?

Look no further than El Arroyo. We're always looking for new bodies to cook for and serve our victims. Our application is below. Fill it out (don't write on the screen...print it first) and bring it in. If you've got a solid work history, and we like you, and you kiss enough rear, we might consider hiring you.

Give it a shot. All you've got to lose is your self-respect.

Job Application (front page)

Job Application (back page)